Wednesday, September 13, 2006

TEN for livin in a HEAVEN - Just for FUN !!

Some good advices to get rid of reports generation task - Guys I don't use them all the time :) - :

1 - Pretend that you have not seen the user request. If he/she forgot it or didn't keep nagging, then for sure it is not a MUST TO HAVE report, rather it is a NICE TO HAVE report.

2- Keep asking for justifications ,e-mails and depratment head's approval. Eventually, the user find it a not worthed adventure.

3- Of course, showing off that you are too busy, will work magic some times, just like in any other tasks !

4- Give the impression that reports don't always give up-to-date data due too some technical problems, thus it will cause some serious data inconsistencies.

5- ITS and Francis in particular isn't around, and it is really difficult to do more reports since they are the EXPERTS.

6- Tell the users that the Reports are causing system slowness.

7- Some times actually it is a one time query and not a report. Make sure of that, since all of our users just LOVE the term report. (I heard some of the users refering the term report to a screen saver screen)

8- Merge the requests as much as you can.

9- Show how much time and efforts it took to develop a report for the user.

10- Submit your resignation letter to your boss.


Wish you a happy working day free of reports generation...

Regards,

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i liked them alot :D but number 5 is the killer >>>

5- ITS and Francis in particular isn't around, and it is really difficult to do more reports since they are the EXPERTS

and the screen saver part :D will you can say that it is now under security admin :p due 2 GPO :p

SO Cool walla :D

Regards